Some wise man, maybe Shakespeare, said “cooking is but a chemistry experiment.” Clearly chroniclers of the time conveniently left out that the author was way past his prime by then.
Anyway, I ventured out to try test this hypothesis.
I set out to cook this. In the school of cooking, a first grader’s first homework assignment.
However, a short walk to the next room, resulted in this:
After salvaging what was left untouched. I changed directions and used this:
And made this:
Clearly not being enough to sate an empty stomach. The rest of the meal, consisted of this:
A wiser man, (it was probably a woman) then said. “Some people are not meant to go into the kitchen.” The chroniclers of the time were too busy eating at the time to note this down.
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